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绿能战士的搞笑日常
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01:00
等我醒了绝对不会放过你们俩！
00:59
给你们机会不中用啊！这很难吗？
01:49
家长们如果都这样！就没有不和睦的家庭！ 原来妹妹也用爱回收啊！
00:54
家长这样的行为是如何做到全国统一的？你们家也这样？
00:47
今天遇见了两个弗雷尔卓德的兄弟，这扯不扯？
03:32
你胆敢欺骗最信任你的两个人！
02:12
你以为我真是老古董不认识拉布布啊！
01:47
居然敢背着我出去约会！
02:03
我绝不相信labubu是买给奶奶的礼物！
01:38
休想拿东西收买我！和你的手机说再见吧！
01:40
我就知道你俩在一起总没好事儿！
01:04
早知道今天就不查成绩的！
01:25
居然还想毁掉暑假作业？做梦！
01:16
翅膀硬了！
01:03
你们俩休想动我的神秘武器！休想！
01:31
当我拿网络梗给她们出题后！两个人全暴露了！
01:33
告诉你什么叫姜还是老的辣！
00:47
别怪我！我这也都是为了你们好啊！
01:32
为了新鞋不择手段！那就别怪我了！ 战士
01:52
失策了！你们居然是一伙儿的！
01:48
屡教不改！真的是屡教不改啊！
02:37
以后你说的话！半句我也不会再相信了！
00:45
这次我可一点儿也没冤枉你们！
01:30
真是一天一个防骗小技巧啊！差点又被骗！
01:21
花式藏手机？看我全给你没收了！
01:57
假期家长防骗小技巧！想跟我玩儿捉迷藏？
01:39
还有保护伞了？那我也照样能抓住你！
00:45
你每天不被家法伺候一下就浑身难受是吧？
01:53
什么！居然敢在我眼皮子底下早恋？
01:21
假如老师来家访我们都说了真话
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